Topic: When was the last time you stuck your foot in your mouth?

[Johnnyherd]

Anyway, I hear my dog barking today and I look out my window and I see this woman in my neighbor's yard.  To me she looked a little nutty.  She had hair like Albert Einstein and she was looking in his windows.  I just thought that was odd behavior.  

So I go outside and asked her if she was looking for someone.   She just ignores me and leaves his yard walks on the road.  

Well not even 20 minutes later she is back in his yard.  So I call him and I tell him that he has some crazy lady in his yard. He's a really nice guy in his 60's.   He is really short with me and eventually he hangs up on me.  

I find out that lady is his new girlfriend.  That sucks, I feel like a jerk.  

[IH8WVU]

That's pretty funny.  I've done that many times.

[spaldy]

Good one.   

Seriously,  at least you were looking out for your neighbor.   While it backfired the thought was right.   

[djszincgt]

I would have just laughed at you and told you who it was.  Sounds to me like your neighbor is not as nice as you thought.