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Darius Marshall...
« on: October 12, 2009, 08:13:18 PM »
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    • ...is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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    Re: Darius Marshall...
    « Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »
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    • Stolen from Sonny Randle:

    He is so fast he can turn the bedroom light off and be in bed before it gets dark!!
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    Re: Darius Marshall...
    « Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 08:22:45 PM »
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    • Quote from: Johnnyherd on October 12, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
    Stolen from Sonny Randle:

    He is so fast he can turn the bedroom light off and be in bed before it gets dark!!
    Sonny brought up that good quote from Muhammad Ali 

    Here is an another one.

    Darius Marshall is so fast, he can run through a Hurricane and not get wet.
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    Re: Darius Marshall...
    « Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 08:27:46 PM »
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    • Einstein said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Not only can Darius do this, but he can travel faster than the speed of Darius, which is said by modern scientists, to be absolutely impossible.
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    Re: Darius Marshall...
    « Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 08:52:03 PM »
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    • DM is not only fast, he's tough. When he hits you, he can put a knot on your head so sharp, iodine won't stick to it.
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    Re: Darius Marshall...
    « Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 11:00:23 PM »
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    • Not even iodine? That's some kind of knot.
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