Topic: What do you want the press corp to ask Snyder tomorrow?

[_sturt_]

....just on the chance that one of those types might be interested to have their homework done for them...

[Mako]

Why do you think you should have been hired instead of Mark Gale?  Now you know I couldn't possibly pass up that one Sturt.

[billybob]

What type of offense do you plan to run?
What members of the coaching staff will remain behind?
What is the deal with the turf?

Those are the three questions I would like to have answered.

[biggreenthunder]

Snyder:  Hello and welcome to our press conference, before I make my statement, I'll open it up to the press.  Go ahead Chuck.

Landon:  So how much better a job do you think Kueck would've done than you?

Sndyer:  Thanks for the question Chuck.  Feel free to turn in your pass to the facilities building on your way out.  Ernie, how about you.

Salvatore:  So how's the ankle?

Snyder:  What?

Salvatore:  Your ankle.  Remember, you torqued it during the championship game in '87.

Snyder:  Always a pleasure talking to you, Ernie.  We should do it again sometime.  Maybe when you join the rest of us in the here and now.  Alright Doug, fire away.

Smock:  Any truth to the rumor that you'll hire George Chaump as your OC?

Snyder:  Where did you hear that?

Smock:  The cabbie on the way over said his barber's wife has a nephew that cuts Chaumps grass in the summer and he said it's gonna happen.

Snyder:  I'm starting to get a headache.  Yes, Ernie what's your follow up?

Salvatore:  Any chance that you'll bring in Greg White?

Snyder:  Ernie, he's a basketball coach.

Salvatore:  I know.

Snyder:   :???:

Landon:  Hey I just wanted to let you know, I was just foolin' with all that Kueck stuff.  Marshall made me write that stuff.  Really.  I was in your corner all along.  

Snyder:  Whatever Chuck.  Ernie, what now?

Salvatore:  Just wondered if you would think of hiring Jerry "The Suit" Thomas as the new head of the Big Green.  He's done wonders for no talent boxers in the tri-state area.

Sndyer:  Does anybody no what time Ernie is suppose to take his pills?

Smock:  I'm concerned about the proposed WVU/MU football series.

Snyder:  Don't worry.  I plan to make it a priority to play this game.  I know what it means to people in this area.

Smock:  That's what I'm affraid of.  You see, I made a promise that this series would NEVER happen in my lifetime.  If this thing is going to happen next year, I need to start making a will.

Snyder:  That's it, I'm going to wrap this thing up.  Thank you all for your time and we'll see you.....What Chuck?

Landon:  I just want to say that any time you need a ride or your yard mowed or your laundry picked up, I'm there for you.  

Snyder:  That's nice Chuck.

Landon:  So can I keep my press credentials?

Snyder:  No.

[herd20]

How about:

What do you think of Chuck Landon!!

[HerdHead]

biggreenthunder,

That is an Instant Classic!!!!

[_sturt_]

Why do you think you should have been hired instead of Mark Gale?  Now you know I couldn't possibly pass up that one Sturt.

Mako, you got me rollin in the floor.

 :-D

[_sturt_]

Classic, bgt... Wolf needs to consider archiving this gem.

[ohioherdfan]

Biggreen for Post of the Day!!

[ShawHerd]

Enjoyed it BGT!   :lol:

[marshallmark]

:-D

That was the funniest thing I've read in days...   :x

[forphase1]

Biggreenthunder, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!  SUPER!

[HerdZone]

Archive it

[Chris884mu]

I would have only changed

Landon: So does this mean I'll still lose my press credentials??

Snyder:  Done Deal Chuck!!

[Photo by]

I'm gonna be laughing all day...way to go biggreenthunder....


I think from this day forward that when anyone says something obviously foolish we should refer to it as a:

Chuck up!

Maybe we could get an icon of a barfing smiley face with a mullet......

[tradebait]

Ask these

1. IPF
2. New turf
3. wvu in 2006
4. Kueck and staff staying
5. Ad changes
6. Rumored big bucks from CBUS

[Olen]

BTW - biggreenthunder - EXCELLENT!!!!  


*Mark Snyder steps to the podium*

SNYDER:  First, before I open the floor to questions, let me begin by saying it is good to be home.  *lively applause*

It has been a long journey, but I am where I want to be, directing my alma mater, picking up the baton from Randall, Parrish, Chaump, Donnan and Bobby Pruett.  ....

Second, from this day forward, here are the press room stipulations:

Section 1, Paragraph A:

A writer that serves as a reporter and an editorialist for his/her newspaper shall wear a Dobbs or Miller reporting hat with a white cardboard label bearing the inscription "reporter" or "editorialist" depending upon the respective column the writer is filing for the next published edition of his/her newspaper.  Any writer failing to properly identify him/herself in the press room, and / or subsequently publishing a column conflicting with the label provided in the press room, shall be permanently banned from the press room, the Shewey Building, James F. Edwards Field, and Joan Edwards Stadium ("hereinafter 'The Joan'"), and a fine to be determined by Marshall University shall be accessed for the fraud perpetrated on humanity for the writer's transgression(s).

Section 1, Paragraph B:

All writer's must have a copy of his/her college diploma suspended from his/her neck.  Failure to adhere to this paragraph shall result in the writer being beaten with one of his / her limbs.  

Section 1, Paragraph C:

If a writer can remember when there weren't cars, said writer shall be permanently banned from the press room, the Shewey Building, James F. Edwards Field, and The Joan, except for seat 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 of Row 20, Section 228.  Said writer shall have the choice of an Underwood or a Remington typewriter to fondly remember his/her days reporting on the Bolshevik revolution, Woodrow Wilson and Crazy Ole Henry Ford and his wacky invention.

Section 2, Paragraph A:

A writer going by the given name of Charles, Chuck, Up-Chuck, The Mullet, Mitchell, Mitch,  Ernest, Ernesto, Ernie, Big Ern, Easy E, The Suit, Douglass, Douglas, Dougie, Doug, Doogie, or "that prick", must pass a competency test chosen by Marshall University administrators before said writer(s) is allowed into the press room.

Section 2, Paragraph B:

Any writer failing the competency test shall be permanently excluded from the press room, the Shewey Building, James F. Edwards Field and the Joan, unless said writer(s) pays a penalty of $5000 per incorrect answer, not to exceed $50,000 (hereinafter "the Mitch Vingle penalty" or "Mitchie").

Section 3:  

Any person uttering the word and/or phrase "Doc," "Holiday" and/or "Doc Holiday" within the confines of the recognized borders of Cabell County, WV, USA, shall be shot on sight by any authorized party, including but not limited to:  The WV State Police, the Cabell County Sheriff's Dept., the City Police of any city, town, municipality or holler located wholly or partially within Cabell County, the West Virginia Militia, the Brothers of the Wheel, the Hells Angels, members of the Huntington QB Club, any member of VFW located anywhere in the world, or any other person so authorized by Marshall University administrators, staff, coaches, players, season ticket holders, and Stewie hot dog consumers.


Any questions?

 :o :-D

[DA4Dherd]

This is one of the best threads ever.

Well done BGT & Olen :-D

I would add to Olen's post:

Section 4:  Recognizing the importance of keeping our far-flung Herd fans as informed as possible, press credentials shall be issued to representatives of Herd Nation, The Herd Sports Page, The Herd Grapevine and other excellent repositories of the collective wisdom of  Marshall fans.  The fair-minded and level-headed fans who communicate via these boards deserve to have representatives who really go to practice and can ask an intelligent question instead of relying on friends of cab drivers for their information.

[Olen]

This is one of the best threads ever.

I would add to Olen's post:

Section 4: Recognizing the importance of keeping our far-flung Herd fans as informed as possible, press credentials shall be issued to representatives of Herd Nation, The Herd Sports Page, The Herd Grapevine and other excellent repositories of the collective wisdom of Marshall fans. The fair-minded and level-headed fans who communicate via these boards deserve to have representatives who really go to practice and can ask an intelligent question instead of relying on friends of cab drivers for their information.

Brother DA makes this motion.

I second.

All in favor, vote "aye" ---

The "aye"s have it.

Section 4 has been added to the press room rules.

 :-P

[Garbanjo]

Great stuff! Cheers lads.................... :evil:

[carolinaherdfan]

BGT, and Olen, have probably the two most enjoyable posts I may have ever read!   :-D

GO THUNDERINGHERD!

 :smile:

[teamgreen]

Snyder:  Hello and welcome to our press conference, before I make my statement, I'll open it up to the press.  Go ahead Chuck.

Landon:  So how much better a job do you think Kueck would've done than you?

Sndyer:  Thanks for the question Chuck.  Feel free to turn in your pass to the facilities building on your way out.  Ernie, how about you.

Salvatore:  So how's the ankle?

Snyder:  What?

Salvatore:  Your ankle.  Remember, you torqued it during the championship game in '87.

Snyder:  Always a pleasure talking to you, Ernie.  We should do it again sometime.  Maybe when you join the rest of us in the here and now.  Alright Doug, fire away.

Smock:  Any truth to the rumor that you'll hire George Chaump as your OC?

Snyder:  Where did you hear that?

Smock:  The cabbie on the way over said his barber's wife has a nephew that cuts Chaumps grass in the summer and he said it's gonna happen.

Snyder:  I'm starting to get a headache.  Yes, Ernie what's your follow up?

Salvatore:  Any chance that you'll bring in Greg White?

Snyder:  Ernie, he's a basketball coach.

Salvatore:  I know.

Snyder:   :???:

Landon:  Hey I just wanted to let you know, I was just foolin' with all that Kueck stuff.  Marshall made me write that stuff.  Really.  I was in your corner all along.  

Snyder:  Whatever Chuck.  Ernie, what now?

Salvatore:  Just wondered if you would think of hiring Jerry "The Suit" Thomas as the new head of the Big Green.  He's done wonders for no talent boxers in the tri-state area.

Sndyer:  Does anybody no what time Ernie is suppose to take his pills?

Smock:  I'm concerned about the proposed WVU/MU football series.

Snyder:  Don't worry.  I plan to make it a priority to play this game.  I know what it means to people in this area.

Smock:  That's what I'm affraid of.  You see, I made a promise that this series would NEVER happen in my lifetime.  If this thing is going to happen next year, I need to start making a will.

Snyder:  That's it, I'm going to wrap this thing up.  Thank you all for your time and we'll see you.....What Chuck?

Landon:  I just want to say that any time you need a ride or your yard mowed or your laundry picked up, I'm there for you.  

Snyder:  That's nice Chuck.

Landon:  So can I keep my press credentials?

Snyder:  No.

Mitch Vingle, Charleston Gazzette: "Coach!" How did you feel when I came out and lied to everybody that Doc Holliday was offered the job? Wasn't that a funny joke? HaHaHaHa.


Snyder: Mitch, When would you like to have your ass kicked? Now or when the press conference is over?


Mitch Vingle:  :shock:



 :-|