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Offline pdunn

To all the POUTIES that read this message board
« on: December 01, 2007, 11:03:50 PM »
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  • I've heard the best way to commit suicide is to sever the femoral artery.  That's in your upper thigh.  Toward the inside.

    "On rainy days, the early justices would enliven case conferences with wine. On other days, even if the sun was shining, Chief Justice John Marshall would order wine anyway, saying, 'Our jurisdiction is so vast that it must be raining somewhere.' "
     

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    To all the POUTIES that read this message board
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    Offline GreenSteve

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    « Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 11:06:22 PM »
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  • I've heard the best way to commit suicide is to sever the femoral artery.  That's in your upper thigh.  Toward the inside.



    Yup...
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    Offline CJHerdgrad

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 11:08:47 PM »
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  • Handy diagram they can use....


    « Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 11:20:09 PM by CJHerdgrad »
     

    Offline Mastodon

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 11:17:13 PM »
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  • I'd recommend putting the gun up to your ear. You'll sever your brain stem and die instantly.  Severing your femoral artery would be slower.

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    Offline ought-three

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 11:21:12 PM »
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  •   I think this is a morbid and shameful thread and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
     

    Offline Mastodon

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 11:26:40 PM »
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  • $100 a Poutie fan posts this thread on one of their boards saying how classless Marshall fans are.

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    Offline herdgirl

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 11:28:17 PM »
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  • 1. pour bacardi 151 over entire body

    2. lay on couch

    3. ignite...
     

    Offline HerdFanJ

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 11:29:28 PM »
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  •   I think this is a morbid and shameful thread and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

    I agree...glad Herdgirl brought your couch into play for ya...now enjoy....a shame u had to waste good liquor...but it was for a good cause
     

    Offline ought-three

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 11:32:09 PM »
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  • Well, i'm too busy supporting the Herd to focus on the bad people. This board has more than enough negativity, I think i'll leave that to these people.
     

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    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 11:32:47 PM »
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  • 1. pour bacardi 151 over entire body

    2. lay on couch

    3. ignite...

    1. Send bacardi to me

    2. pour gasoline on entire body

    3. lay on couch

    4. ignite
    Your self-determinism and honor are more important than your immediate life.
     

    Offline HerdFanJ

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    « Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 11:37:11 PM »
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  • Well, i'm too busy supporting the Herd to focus on the bad people. This board has more than enough negativity, I think i'll leave that to these people.

    Less WVU fans on the planet is a negative thing?
     

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    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 11:54:17 PM »
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  • I knew that if I came on this board that I would see you all yucking it up as if your 3-9 team from the 13th best conference in America had accomplished something.  I just didn't realize that you would stoop to such stupidity.

    I would have to say that tonight's game was one of the worst games in the history of WVU football and I am more disappointed than I have ever been after a game, but I would still rather be a WVU fan tonight than be a Marshall fan on any night.  Even after the loss, WVU will still play in a BCS Bowl (probably the Orange) and will still have had a great year and (if they win the bowl) can still finish in the Top 10 for the third year in a row. Either way Marshall will still suck and will still be ranked behind nearly every team in the MAC and several 1-AA teams.
     

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    Offline ru4mu2

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 11:58:24 PM »
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  • Bigmountiefan, you just lost to a 4-7 PITTTTT team.  Send a post card from  New Orleans. 
     

    Offline pdunn

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 11:59:57 PM »
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  • heh...heh...heh....you lost to pitt...hehehe.....
    "On rainy days, the early justices would enliven case conferences with wine. On other days, even if the sun was shining, Chief Justice John Marshall would order wine anyway, saying, 'Our jurisdiction is so vast that it must be raining somewhere.' "
     

    Offline CJHerdgrad

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #14 on: December 02, 2007, 12:00:23 AM »
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  • I knew that if I came on this board that I would see you all yucking it up as if your 3-9 team from the 13th best conference in America had accomplished something.  I just didn't realize that you would stoop to such stupidity.

    I would have to say that tonight's game was one of the worst games in the history of WVU football and I am more disappointed than I have ever been after a game, but I would still rather be a WVU fan tonight than be a Marshall fan on any night.  Even after the loss, WVU will still play in a BCS Bowl (probably the Orange) and will still have had a great year and (if they win the bowl) can still finish in the Top 10 for the third year in a row. Either way Marshall will still suck and will still be ranked behind nearly every team in the MAC and several 1-AA teams.

     

    Offline herdman

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #15 on: December 02, 2007, 12:00:52 AM »
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  • You know some of the pouties are such losers they probably couldn't even kill themselves even with the directions.  They pull one of the biggest choke jobs in NCAA history and they come and hang out on a Marsall message board.  Sorry pukes.    
     

    Offline Banshee

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    « Reply #16 on: December 02, 2007, 12:04:18 AM »
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  • Wow!!LOL!!  Just wow, lol!!!  Nice going 'eers, Pitt is my new second fave team.
     

    Offline Mako

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #17 on: December 02, 2007, 12:07:28 AM »
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  •   I think this is a morbid and shameful thread and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
    You're right.  It is a morbid and shameful thread and I should be ashamed of myself.  OTOH, I've rarely, if ever, been accused of having even the slightest smidgen of decency.  So, here's a pic of how to tie a hangman's noose:

    "Our founding fathers ... drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations.  Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expediency's sake." - Barack Obama Inaugural Address
     

    Offline HerdFanJ

    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #18 on: December 02, 2007, 12:08:17 AM »
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  • I knew that if I came on this board that I would see you all yucking it up as if your 3-9 team from the 13th best conference in America had accomplished something.  I just didn't realize that you would stoop to such stupidity.

    I would have to say that tonight's game was one of the worst games in the history of WVU football and I am more disappointed than I have ever been after a game, but I would still rather be a WVU fan tonight than be a Marshall fan on any night.  Even after the loss, WVU will still play in a BCS Bowl (probably the Orange) and will still have had a great year and (if they win the bowl) can still finish in the Top 10 for the third year in a row. Either way Marshall will still suck and will still be ranked behind nearly every team in the MAC and several 1-AA teams.

    The sad thing is that u come to a non-rival board after your loss...but then again u did lose to your "rival".....all is right in the world when WVU chokes...just happens to be before your bowl game this year.  Thanks
     

    Offline herdgirl

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    « Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 12:13:39 AM »
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  • big mountie fan...it's not stupidity...it's just FUN.  it's after midnight and all the teams i was pulling for won...get over your self-righteous self.  
     

    Offline Thunders

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    « Reply #20 on: December 02, 2007, 12:18:12 AM »
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  • I've Gotta Herd ON and WVU CAN SUCK IT!!!   HHAHAHAAAA


    YOU LOST TO FREAKIN PITT!!!!!!!  hahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

    Hope you can get your money back from that fictional title game you will be playing in!! hahahaah
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    Offline McGuyver

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    « Reply #21 on: December 02, 2007, 08:11:37 AM »
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  • « Last Edit: December 02, 2007, 08:15:25 AM by McGuyver »
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    "And our twelfth man is those 75 people....something has given us the edge.
    You can't buy it or create it any other way."

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    Offline mckayt

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    « Reply #22 on: December 02, 2007, 10:16:21 AM »
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  • I would have to say that tonight's game was one of the worst games in the history of WVU football and I am more disappointed than I have ever been after a game, but I would still rather be a WVU fan tonight than be a Marshall fan on any night. 
    I would have to say that tonight's game was one of the best games in the history of WVU football and I am happier than I have ever been after a game, I would rather be a Marshall fan tonight than be a WVU fan on any night.

    Go Herd, Go Pitt, Go get your butt kicked in your bowl game.

    I can't wipe this smile off my face, it has been this way for about 12 hours now.  My face is starting to hurt.

    BigPoutieFan, you remind me of something.  You talk about how bad Marshall is and how bad our conference is and how so many teams are better than us.  You are right.  Marshall fans also realize that you are right.  We know we suck.  Your problem is that you don't know that WVU sucks.  There now I've told you and now you know.  Remember that.  You suck.  Say it.  WVU sucks.  There you go.  You got it.  Now keep saying it.  Perfect.
     

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    Re: To all the POUTIES that read this message board
    « Reply #22 on: December 02, 2007, 10:16:21 AM »