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Offline clovenhoof

Dudes... it's hot
« on: July 22, 2011, 10:15:56 AM »
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  • Just swept off my front porch and lost four pounds.
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    Dudes... it's hot
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    « Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 10:26:44 AM »
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  • ;) That's hot!
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 10:32:16 AM »
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  • Just swept off my front porch and lost four pounds.

    You or the porch??
     

    Offline clovenhoof

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 11:07:15 AM »
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  • You or the porch??

    That'd be me. A guy across the street is trying to paint his house. I'm just waiting for EMS to show up.
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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 11:12:52 AM »
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  • I've had a40 cu ft dumpster in my drive for 14 days and me and my sister and two sons have put a lot of trash n it(wife was a horder) and I dont have an excuse either. On top of that I have a 40x40 garden going with 65 tomato plants and 9 other veggies not counting ten contaner plants on my drive that have to be watered every day. I've sweated enough the last two weeks to last me a lifetime. Mow my yard with a danged push mower....rider here I come.
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 11:25:37 AM »
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  • When I was a kid I can remember about 4 of us boys being hauled around in 95 degree weather in the back of a 73 El Camino with a topper on it, with my nose pressed up against the side screen vent trying to catch a whiff of air and keep from being asphyxiated from the carbon monoxide and fumes all while sitting in a puddle of my own sweat.

    It's summer, rub some ice on it and move on.  ;D

     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 12:23:31 PM »
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  • its hotter than a fresh phucked fox in a forest fire.
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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 02:38:15 PM »
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  • it hotter than two foxes f***in' in a forest fire, wrapped in a wool blanket!


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    « Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 02:41:58 PM »
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  • .....its so hot outside, I heard that a lady with a yeast infection started rising !
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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 02:45:18 PM »
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  • Sitting ocean side with a cold beer in my hand, it feels pretty good out to me.
     

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    « Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
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  • It's so hot in Ohio, Akron fans are taking the bags off their heads.
     

    Offline carolinaherdfan

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    « Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 03:43:42 PM »
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  • It's so hot ... Squirrels are fannin' their nuts.
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 04:39:16 PM »
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  • It's hotter than two possums f***in' in a sock....car was registering 108 while driving on the DC beltway today at around 2pm...
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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 04:45:13 PM »
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  • My Dad would say hotter than a 2 dollar pistol. My fiberglass pool is getting refinished. Since Tuesday they have been sanding, painting, sanding again and next sealing. Power went off for about 30 minutes. When it came back on they almost cried. I have been chucking them water bottles every few hours.
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    Offline wvmafia

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 06:55:45 PM »
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  • it's so hot that I saw a funeral procession pulling into a Dairy Queen today!


    "When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose."
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #15 on: July 22, 2011, 07:33:23 PM »
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  • When I was a kid I can remember about 4 of us boys being hauled around in 95 degree weather in the back of a 73 El Camino with a topper on it, with my nose pressed up against the side screen vent trying to catch a whiff of air and keep from being asphyxiated from the carbon monoxide and fumes all while sitting in a puddle of my own sweat.

    It's summer, rub some ice on it and move on.  ;D




    That's hilarious!!!  I have the same experience except it was a 1977 El Camino! Dad would tap on the back glass to make sure we were all still alive or he would swerve and jostle us all to one side to make sure we "were still awake."

    I tell my wife these stories and she says I was abused as a child.  ;)  So, sadly, I'll probably never get to do that to my kids.  :(
     

    Offline mxman870

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #16 on: July 22, 2011, 07:40:30 PM »
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  • Some of the jobs I go to are extreamly hot. Cutting into a 3000 degree glass tank that looks like looking at the sun to repair the firebrick inside. I am doing a job here locally the next couple weeks building a large garage and I got just as hot Monday and Wednesday as I ever have on a glass job. It is smokin here and anyone that has the misfortune of having to work out in it needs to be very careful and just get out of it when you need to.
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    Offline Bob25526

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #17 on: July 22, 2011, 08:21:11 PM »
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  • It's that global warming/El Nino thing going on.
     

    Offline wvmafia

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #18 on: July 22, 2011, 08:23:13 PM »
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  • It's that global warming/El Nino thing going on.

    Or maybe it's just the weather.  Maybe it's just Mother Nature.  Of course, the newly minted billionaire, Al Gore would have us all believe his bullsh*t.


    "When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose."
     

    Offline Bob25526

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #19 on: July 22, 2011, 08:29:15 PM »
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  • Hotter than Snyder's bed with new bulbs.
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #20 on: July 22, 2011, 08:38:51 PM »
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  • Or maybe it's just the weather.  Maybe it's just Mother Nature.  Of course, the newly minted billionaire, Al Gore would have us all believe his bullsh*t.

    And he invented this here internet thingy we're all using to access this here web forum...what a guy!
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    Offline The E-Man

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    « Reply #21 on: July 22, 2011, 08:45:49 PM »
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  • It's that global warming/El Nino thing going on.

    I lived in EXTREMELY HOT ARIZONA, for 8 and half years..It was global warming there pretty much year round.. LOL  :P
     

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    « Reply #22 on: July 22, 2011, 08:46:57 PM »
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  • It's so hot, I seen a field rat eating an onion and the rat was crying  :-[  .............. ;D
     

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    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #23 on: July 22, 2011, 08:57:16 PM »
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  • The "DUDE" abides and says it's hot...have a drink.



     

    Offline wvmafia

    Re: Dudes... it's hot
    « Reply #24 on: July 22, 2011, 09:24:01 PM »
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  • Hotter than Snyder's bed with new bulbs.

    C'mon now.  It's not that hot!   ;D


    "When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that, if you do that, we cannot lose."
     

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